The pointless Topic Suggestion Thread

As of monday, i am going to trial a new idea which i'm calling "mondays pointless thread"
It will be something so ridiculously pointless, wether it be a discussion, or a but of fun which will be stickied at the top of general discussion for one week, until the following sunday night, when it will be locked.

Its the sort of thing like "If your username was an item of clothing, what would it be?" Something a little silly, and we'll see how it goes over the week. There will be a new one every monday, and if you have any idea's for "mondays pointless thread" post it in here. If your idea gets chosen, you will recieve a free keyring if you want one, they will finally be printed next week!

Lets see how it goes

How about the old favourites, what would your porn star name be (Name of 1st pet followed by Mother's maiden name) and what would your film star name be? (middle name followed by name of the road you were born in)